
Slumdog Millionaire cleaned up during this year’s awards season, and it’s not hard to see why.
However, it took me a while to form an opinion on Slumdog Millionaire and I was never sure why.
A friend and I sat for hours trying to pin-point what it was exactly that left us feeling like this film was not what everyone had made it out to be.
My friend came up with the surprisingly clever metaphor, in that Slumdog Millionaire was exactly the same as going to a party in someone else’s home town and hooking up with the hottest girl there, only to find out that everyone had already been there before you –sure it was beautiful but there have been millions of Bollywood films to explore Indian culture beforehand.
I had to agree, but personally, I felt that Baz Luhrmann was to blame.
For some reason, after seeing Australia, I just could not justify how much he was able to exploit everything Australian for the sake of another bullshit Hollywood film and I don’t see why Danny Boyle’s portrayal of Indian culture is any different, except for the fact that Boyle isn’t actually Indian.
Unlike City Of God, where director Fernando Meirelles actually made me feel as though I was gaining some insight into slum-life in Brazil, I think I’ve just become too sceptical and too aware of the amount of bullshit I am being fed to believe the same thing here – curtesy of Baz.
I always knew there was a lot of shit in Hollywood films; I liked to think of them as hotdogs – which I thoroughly enjoyed even though I knew what they were made of and watching Australia was like watching a hotdog being made, and once I realised exactly how much shit was in them and how much manipulation was involved in selling them, it just made the rest a lot harder to swallow.
And for Slumdog Millionaire to win Best Picture, just says to me that everyone in Hollywood is looking at it and thinking “well done guys, this is the type of film that demonstrates how much we have progressed as film-makers,” when realistically, this film still depicts the same Hollywood bullshit and romantic clichés as any other film, it’s just set to a different back-drop and exploiting a different culture.
I didn’t start this review with the intention of being critical; it’s just that in hindsight, the film was well made; I just wish Hollywood would just stick to ruining American culture and not fucking with the rest of the world.
But fuck it, I’m the one writing this thing and that’s my opinion – deal with it.
3.5/5










You Guys