FulltimeCasual

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Every now and then i get the idea for a cool site, but much like the guys in Knocked Up, i get distracted and never bother to follow through.

So now I’ve got a butt load of domain names i’m not really using, but would still love to see given a good home by a caring webmaster. Someone like Nathan Barley.

If you think that could be you, let me know.

So far I have :

Cunnex.org

a bbpress powered forum for whinging about how shit Connex are…

Dole Diary.

It started as a blog about being on the dole, but goddammit, i accidentally got employed. I’d love it to become a place where any decent Australian could anonymously post stories of Centrelink fraud, but i dont really know how to set that up…

Jesus Phone Sightings.

This was a one second joke about Australian iPhone sightings that didnt even last the second… Fucked if i know what anyone could do with it.

The Geek Whisperer

Was supposed to be a portal for geeks to meet non geeks and share information. For instance, a geek could teach a noob about WordPress, and a noob could teach a geek about dating…

One’s that haven’t been updated in ages, but i’m still going to use one day are:

Name Already Taken.

i just couldnt believe that name wasnt already taken…

Melbourne Bad Film Club.

Just needs a venue and some time on my part…

and, ahem, Perfection Babelog…

cos i gotta make money out of atleast one site…

Geek Whisperer Goes to Ajay!

Look at the effort the boy put in to win the name:

Ajay’s mock site

very impressive….

But can’t anyone do something with Dole Diary?

Hey,

for the interest of visitors to the fine city of Melbourne, here is a map I put together of free Melbourne wifi hotspots. I made it for a friend, but I’m sure someone else might find it useful

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All these hotspots are free as in beer, not free as in sign up for at McDonlads for telstra access at only $7000 per minute or megabyte, whichever comes first…

Hello, I was doing a bit of house cleaning of this little blog. I wanted to make the comments that you, dear reader, have submitted more visible. I really enjoy reading the comments – even yours, Paul – so they’re now available on the sidebar under “You Guys”.

Anyhoo, as i was rearranging the sidebar i thought, bugger it, I’m taking down the google ads. But then i wondered how much i had made since sticking them in 6 months ago. Brace yourself guys, in six months of made a total of $4.26. Beers are on me!

But then i saw the other stat that made my day. Sometime in the last week, i received my 10,000th page view! Bizarre.

Now i know some sites average 10,000 hits a day. Good on them. But they probably also offer good content. I’m just a bored dude wasting my time in the hope some other bored dude can waste a few minute popping by. So i’m chuffed.

So thanks, you made my day, whoever you are.

Oh, and about the google ads, i thought i’d try the less ugly text ads at the bottom of the posts for a while, let me know what you think.

Pete.

just skimming headlines in my RSS Reader, i came across this from Fleshbot:

Redundant Porn Title of The Moment : Jam it All The Way Up My Ass No. 4

So begins a discussion as to why “all the way up” is unnecessary in that title:

The act of jamming something up something else certainly implies getting it in there as far as it will go. If not, what else is there to jam it on?

I love what some people have the time to argue on the net. No discussion as to whether this fine film matches the quality of the previous three Jam It All The Way Up My Ass films, or what this outing brings to the overall things being jammed all the way up asses oeuvre. Its merely a discussion of semantics.

Who dare says Fleshbot is NSFW? But just in case, i wont provide a link or picture.

I awoke today to find that some chaps who must have been insecure of their own beliefs had found it necessary to justify their viewpoint by pushing it on me. Unfortunately, the second person who saw it was a gay man who said he’d “hit it”.

They really shouldn’t be using attractive jesus models in this propaganda…”

From You’re Not A Portugese Man!

I’m not going to approve your fucking comments.

that is all.

Hello

My Name is Peter Wells. This has been my waste of space for the last few months,  and I’ve happily used  it to post random useless shite. (scroll down)

Since i opened Fulltime Casual, I’ve hidden behind the anonymity that the web allows, but today I’ve decided to step out and reveal myself. Not because of the recent shit with Kathy Sierra, nor because Jimmy Wales thinks that there should be a bloggers code of conduct. Kids, as noble as that may seem, no one really gives a fuck.

The reason I’m announcing my name is that in the next few weeks I’m going to start muckraking on this site.  And to do that without giving my name leaves me open to criticism that I’m only attacking people because i can without fear of being brought to task. Well, fuck that.

My name is Peter Wells. I am a failed film maker, media junkie, and all round annoying little shit from Australia. For those that want to attack me, you know who I am. If you want to threaten to sue me (no shit, I’ve been threatened 3 times since I started this blog)
then fucking go right ahead.

But if i suggest you might be using your position of influence on the web to make some cash for yourself, or to  influence others, dont you dare say I’m just some annoymous critic.

Ok, so unfortunately, my poor little site has been buggered around and broken. So i would ask anyone thats interested to resubscribe to the rss feed. It may look the same, but under the hood its different. so go on, click on the ridiculously large rss icon on the side there…

Its making the front page take forever to load.